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Daimar  4 stars
Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist

Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!

This installment is called "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions!"

We're looking for the best "one-liner" snappy answer (ala Mad Magazine) to the following stupid question:

"What is the magic word?"

The contest will end Wednesday, June 24, 2009 - at 11:59pm board time and the winner announced on Friday, June 26th. Good Luck to ALL!!!


ONE Winner will be chosen per contest.
Winner will select the next game thread as usual but will receive VIP status for and be able to rename the board for two weeks.
Please note: Prize is dependent upon VNBoard history and management approval.


Contest Rules:
- All are invited to participate.
- All entries must be submitted on this thread, no PMs.
- All entries must conform to the ToS Keep it Clean! Any entries that violate the ToS will be disqualified and you may be subject to a ban.
- No sexual innuendo, explicit content.
- Entries will be judged on best fit and comedic value.
- Three entries per user. If you post more than three, only your first three will be submitted for judging. Of those three your best will be chosen for a final judging.
- In the case of duplicates, only the first individual entering a specific caption will be included in the judging.
- Winners will be chosen by VN Management votes. The vote will not occur on this board. The VN Management decision by vote is final.
- VN Managers, are not eligible to win


If you have any questions about this contest, please feel free to contact Daimar via PM.

 

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Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
Title: boomshakkalakkaboom
Posts: 1,236
Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12
420

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
"What's the magic word?"


Fornication.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
Title: Moderator
Probably on Vacation

Posts: 1,444
Registered: 2003-3-29 22:10:08
What is the #1 answer on a 'Top 10 most common phrases at Hogwarts a School of Witchcraft and Wizardy' list?

 

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There's some delight in ale and wine,
And some in girls with ankles fine,
But my delight, yes, always mine,
Is to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
Title: boomshakkalakkaboom
Posts: 1,236
Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12
I think this contest ran a bit long.

Does that mean I won?

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
I won.

 

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Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear.
-Bou_Te
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Soylent CLiKK -- It's PEEEEEOPLEEE
Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
Title: boomshakkalakkaboom
Posts: 1,236
Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12
Mangler_SC posted:

I won.



Way late.

 

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Daimar  4 stars
Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist

Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
it means there was no winner due to lack of interest.

 

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Pulp_Gareth  4 stars
Title: boomshakkalakkaboom
Posts: 1,236
Registered: 2005-11-4 10:51:12
I showed interest and answered one day before the deadline.

I CALL FOUL!

 

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Daimar  4 stars
Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist

Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
oh, that was interest?

 

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