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Lokkie_the_Fierce  3 stars
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First tries to make cinnamon rolls ... with corn starch instead of flour.

Then tries to make sourdough bread ... with corn meal.

And tonight, tries to make steak on my grill pan ... pours oil on it and wipes it with a pastry brush ... which proceeds to melt all over the grill pan.


I suppose I should be grateful he tries ... but lawd ...

 

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dont forget the baking powder/soda one ;P

 

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Lokkie_the_Fierce  3 stars
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or him leaving cookies in the oven for 15 minutes after the time was up?

ah well, he excels in butch activities.

 

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thats great..if you need a piece of chicken pounded w/ a hammer

 

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Lokkie_the_Fierce  3 stars
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No, but he did fix the stove and saved us $200+ on repair costs

 

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Lokkie_the_Fierce (+3.14)
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might i inquire as to whyyyyyy he didnt do that sooner, like before thanksgiving??

 

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Terminius_Est  3 stars
Title: Moon River
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Registered: 2002-2-27 06:08:05
Then tries to make sourdough bread ... with corn meal

That might work with the right ingredients.

My brother is like that. The only thing you want him to cook is open can of Campbell's soup, pour into pot and heat. REMEMBER TO TURN THE STOVE OFF WHEN IT'S HOT.

 

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lol term

bet its frustrating at times

 

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Terminius_Est  3 stars
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Oh, he's OK, he eats too much fast food unless his wife or I fixes him something decent.

 

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GriffinShadowfeather  2 stars
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Sour Dough bread with Cornmeal...hrm

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