
Here is how I made it. Om nom nom nom.
1 to 2 cups lettuce
half a cucumber, sliced
1 tbsp butter
black olives (I used whole olives sliced in half)
half an onion, sliced (I used a red onion)
10 grape or cherry tomatoes, cut in half
3 slices of bacon, cooked and cut into pieces. I seasoned our bacon so it was spicy, the way we like it, but you probably wouldn't even need to do that, although it really helps imo! Doesn't have to be spicy though.
Combine lettuce and cucumbers in a bowl and put back in the fridge to keep cold.
I oven-baked my bacon. It eliminates dishes and splatter since I just put the bacon on tin foil. Place bacon slices on tin foil and bake at 350 for 15 minutes, or until the bacon is cooked through and as crispy as you like it. 15 minutes got my bacon crispy around the edges but not all the way through.
While the bacon is cooking, melt the butter in a pan on medium low heat. Add the onion slices and saute until they begin to soften, but not completely! You don't want soggy onions here, the middles should still be slightly crunchy. When the onions are done, add the olives and tomatoes and stir together about one minute, just enough so that the olives and tomatoes are warmed up but not really cooked.
Remove the pan from the heat and remove the bacon from the oven. Cut the bacon into 1 inch pieces (I just used kitchen shears, but be careful with the hot bacon!) and pretty much just dump the bacon and onion/tomato/olive mixture into the bowl with the lettuce and cucumbers. Don't even drain the bacon. Mix up the salad ingredients thoroughly- the bacon grease and onion butter will help coat the lettuce leaves and make it extremely tasty. It's not even that much in the way of fats, but fats on your salad are GOOD. Your body NEEDS those dietary fats to absorb the fat-soluble vitamins found in greens.
Eat immediately and enjoy!!
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