Sonofabitch.

 

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it's a fast read but you'll undoubtedly be pissed off the entire time due to the sheer amount of horrid.

 

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Jesus, this is awful.

It isn't just the boring story, uninteresting characters or preposterous lameness. It is the low quality of the writing. I feel like I am reading some sixteen year olds fan fiction; it grates on my every nerve.

This makes Eragon look like a work of genius.

I genuinely came in to this trying to like the book. I've been reading a lot of YA vampire trash and figured I could at least sit through Twilight, but this woman simply can not write. I'm pretty sure I have middle school writing assignments with superior prose.

Also, knowing what happens and how awful it is makes every piece of exposition turn my stomach. I almost vomited on page one when she told us how this town is perpetually overcast.

 

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if it's any consolation, i still can't find a digital copy of the god awful book i want to read.

 

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I would happily fail to find a digital copy of Twilight.

 

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the most annoying thing about the book is that we are inside her head and all her insipid thoughts are in the book to be read.

it wouldn't have been a bad series if it wasn't for Bella's complex.

Best book was when we were in Jacobs head for awhile, only because we were finally out of Bellas!

 

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