**gleetings! hu pong is to being in lugian citadel neah q'alabar! much big fun to having! gleat big clustah-fuq in citadel much chop-socky!! but hu pong 23 unahmed with level thlee item magics so holding own pletty well! hahaha!! so am up in hallway doing chop-socky on big gloup of lugians with some othuhs but suddenly looking alound and no one else theah! all othuh fightuhs take powduh dissapeah! WTF!!! hu pong clap blitches when lealize all alone!! lugians lealize also too! suddenly cannot move because six seven lugians all pounding on head! "Shurov Thiguz! Shurov Thiguz! Shurov Thiguz! Shurov Thiguz!" hahaha no luck! lugians beat clap out of hu pong steal all clothings! lose MUCH to lugians appalently lugians needing fashion makeovuh so steal hu pongs ahmuhs!! banzai to lifestone!! then on way back something called sklawed glievvuh beat clap out of hu pong AGAIN steal MOH clothings!! what is? hu pong look like such fashion plate all monstuhs want to weah hu pong's clothings? BANZAI to lifestone AGAIN!!! then wife show up cast not-spend-any-time-with-me foh 5000+ damage so cannot get cohpses back!! all decay all gone!! so hu pong naked as jaybuhd and poh as chuhch mouse!! but did not steal electlic nekode so all okay easy come easy go! Will miss koujia tlousuhs and olthoi helm picked up cheap in khayyaban but no ploblems!! will go to q'alabar buy some cheap ahmuhs so not feel so nakeds and stupid!
gleat big advenchuh getting beat up by all monstuhs clapping blitches!!
hu pong
naked/bloke sho blutha
