I would just like to say....
1. You have Delta Force in your stack'o'games(tm) BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
2. You lied to everyone on the boards for such a long time, I think you will loose allot of friends, and those who hated you, despise you.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
3. It is called Clearasel, it comes in both washing pad, and cream... look into it.
4. You should tell your girlfriend about your fetish with men ASAP, to save her the hassle of getting emotionally attatched to you...although I wouldn't see how she could get physically attatched to you.
But look on the bright side....
Nope.... can't find one....