Thank you thank you woss!! But I must not accredit my star pillaging skills to myself alone; I must pay credit to wear it is due: the AC Ghost pirate handbook, revision 3,654.7!! It is so good it teaches the morals of star pillaging and even maybe some of the stuff that every star pillager has to know like how to push the buttons into the box and then to make it go by pressing the pointer onto the box that says "POST" and it is good because IF THE BOOK did not teach me then I would not be a AC ghost pirate with 2 or maybe three stars soon!!


It also says in the big good morals section of being a qualified AC ghost pirate, GOOD GHOST PIRATES if you are really good then cancel your AC account!! and so I must be good or something because i did that and now I can't play, just roam the boards searching for stars all day!!


Down with fascism!!


Le Chuck!!

I cancelled my account before! but i got it back later... the addiction was too strong i guess ill never be a star pillaging ghost pirate

so if I say HEY SILLY ZONE PAGE give me my account back and then make up random numbers in the hole where it says credit card and then it will let me play again, Le Chuck the mighty ghost pirate of dereth will still be there?!?!


Yippee!! but no i won't be back because the temptation is full of peril!! the peril is far too perilous for poor old ac ghost pirate le chuck!!


Le Chuck!!

i think after reading all of your ghost pirate storeis and morals tonight you have become my new hero!

HEY you maybe want to help out the GHOST pirate Le Chuck if he delves back into Dereth then!! Because he is in need of SWASHBUCKLING VI sols but maybe they should have to be race restricted because I only like stuff like that!!


But there is not much race restricted stuff for Ghost pirates!! Because the devs are fascist and prejudice!! Boo!! Hiss!! No ethics from devs!!!


IF ANyone has those shoes that I need though I will pay you in drudge charms and practice jittes!!


Le Chuck!!

i do have a rapier! i know those are common on the high seas!!

Have any falchions?? I think that is what the pirates used but I don't know!! No wait I do know Because I AM a pirate!! But I just want to not tell you..


.. yeah, since you are a wannabe pirate and stuff.. if I told you then maybe you would be a genuine pirate like me and then I would not be so unique!! Uh oh!!


So uh!! Careful or maybe I will not just use the big sword knife I will use a canon!! Yeah!!


Le Chuck!!

well uhh... ive got.... an army of gharundim seaman to back me up against your 1 cannon. They will speak crazy voodoo and throw sticks at you

I laugh at isparians!!


Funny shows trying to hit me with their kicks and their chops.. WHALLOP one swift smack from Le Chuck's terrible breath and blammo.. no mo' sho!!


Then we have the alliviangs.. try to poke me with their silly knives and say HEY WE LIVE IN BRICK HOUSES but I say WOOPAH!! one less alligvian!! because when I say woopah people fall down and stuff!! and cry!!


voodoo garandininiums?! I laugh!! I scoff!! They are waving funny sticks around but sticks and stones may break my bones.. umm.. ok maybe that is not such a good thing then..


PIRATEs need bones to be scary!! working ones too not just broken up busted ones!!


Le Chuck!!

Ok now it is just AC ghost pirate Le Chuck again here posting solo because that is what pirates do best; post solo. and fight and loot old elderly people but only when guybrush is not around because he's a real jerk.. pushing ethics punk..


ok now i am getting tired too maybe which is weird a bit but it's good because I almost have the star of the third and that's good because then I can sleep!!


Le Chuck!!