**A long long time ago
I can still remember how that altar made me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take that peekay stance
And maybe they'd have vitae for awhile
But September made me shiver
With the patch the devs delivered
The walk people feared to tread
Is now n00b pain free instead
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the nerf inside
September's patch had just described
The way that peekay died
So...
Bye bye to you red dots worldwide
I recalled to my lifestone
And thought about Darktide
In AB pink dots were spread radar wide
Singing This'll be the day I won't die
This'll be the day I won't die.
Did you run the life of red?
Did weepings make you quickly dead?
When the red dot found that stone.
Do you believe in K-O-S?
Loot good stuff and leave the rest
Seems your opponent was the best
But only in his mind
Well I know that you peekayed with him
Though my chance to win was very slim
You both buffed up your shoes
Man, I got those vitae blues
I was a lone wolf plus one twenty six
Who worked off vitae in the sticks
Just to see that my revenge was nixed
The day that PeeKay died.
So...
Bye bye to you red dots worldwide
I recalled to my lifestone
And thought about Darktide
In AB pink dots were all spread radar wide
Singing This'll be the day I won't die
This'll be the day I won't die.
So for three years we've lived the life of red
Where smack talking meant you soon were dead
But that's now how it used to be
With raids that were run by Ruthless
And coats looted from those that Bael blessed
But couldn't break the mad sticky
And while the devs were breaking down
Cuz all the noobies cried and frowned
As far as FF was concerned
Give them a Peekay easy turn
The n00bies went and fanned the sparks
Of flames filled with lame assed remarks
Real peekays took out their marks
The day that peekay died
So...
Bye bye to you red dots worldwide
I recalled to my lifestone
And thought about Darktide
In AB pink dots were spread radar wide
Singing This'll be the day I won't die
This'll be the day I won't die.
So Helter Skelter in your best armor swelter
Under the shield of your pink dot shelter
126 and rising fast
Rage of Mages pwns your ass
And el ess dee your level passed
Bou said your fighting was half assed
The Hunt screames "I WILL PWN J00"
While stating that your skills are poo.
So come on out and fight
Oh I'll kick your ass all night
But now the pink dots best stuff they wield
To his magic you'll still yield
But your corpses won't dot the field
Cause PeeKay now has died
We started singing
Bye bye to you red dots worldwide
I recalled to my lifestone
And thought about Darktide
In AB pink dots were spread radar wide
Singing This'll be the day I won't die
This'll be the day I won't die.
There we were in one big place
No need to jump to portal space
'Cause you'll just have to buff again
So come on raise your coord and raise your quick
It won't matter one tiny bit
PK lite is a n00b's best friend
KMFDMF's ghost
Said, "I am glad I made the most
Of your pk lives' hell
Cus this pink dot crap just smells
And as the flames flew left and right
After that fateful new patch night
I saw n00bs laughing with delight
Cuz peekay now was fried
Noobs were singing
Bye bye to you red dots worldwide
I recalled to my lifestone
And thought about Darktide
In AB pink dots were spread radar wide
Singing This'll be the day I won't die
This'll be the day I won't die.
I met a mage who sang the blues
And I asked him for some happy news
But he shurov thiloi'ed away
I went down to that sacred stone
Who's visits earned me the most deaths throne
But the man there said no need to stay
And in the streets the 0.o's cheered
While red dot veterans just jeered
Allegiances were broken
Cuz the red dot's now a token
And three peekays I admire most
Khaz Modaan, Rom and KM's ghost
Portaled to the Dereth coast
The day PeeKay went light
They were singing...
Bye bye to you red dots worldwide
I recalled to my lifestone
And thought about Darktide
In AB pink dots were spread radar wide
Singing This'll be the day I won't die
This'll be the day I won't die.
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