This is where you all come in

I need some ideas of things to do, keeping in mind the following:
1.) I can not fly , nor leave the country . .
2.) I have only about 700 bucks budgeted for the trip (hotel stays and gas are NOT part of this fund, company is covering those for me as needed)
3.) I am in Ohio (yay . . ) and I probably do not want to spend more than one whole day driving to any particular location.
4.) I already live right by a major amusement park, so I have no interest in cedar point, king's island, busch gardens, ect.
5.) I plan on drinking large volumes of alcohol on most days.
6.) I am NOT going to spend my vacation playing vidoe games or on the computer!
My current plans are to visit family in eastern ohio and drink, then maybe visit people near pittsburg and do more drinking. However, I feel like I should be doing something MORE with my time . .
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I need a new hobby . .
Ten level 85's (one of each class) in WoW
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Ten level 85's (one of each class) in WoW
Back to try out the Feb patch in AC





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