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Sprawl-zero1eye-  Title: IGN Vault Staff
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Registered: 2002-6-28 03:39:29
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Date Posted:
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New Moon |
Okay so I'll admit, Twilight was entertaining. However, after watching 30 minutes of New Moon, I want to literally slit my wrists...
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Yossarian_42 Title: RUSH > ALL
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Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
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Date Posted:
3/23/10 11:03pm
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New Moon |
Twilight wasn't entertaining...
It was unbearably bad and utterly nonsensical in places. I made an honest attempt to watch it and find some redeeming quality, it was abhorrent. If anything New Moon was better because it was so bad it crossed over to unintentionally funny.
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Ynisfre  Posts: 249
Registered: 2009-5-28 17:37:45
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Date Posted:
3/23/10 11:03pm
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New Moon |
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As long as they film the last book, that's all I need to see. Apparently a vampire eats a baby out of a girl and then a werewolf falls in love with the baby.
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Caoilin Title: Instigator
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Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
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Date Posted:
3/23/10 11:03pm
Subject:
New Moon |
Yossarian_42 posted:
Twilight wasn't entertaining...
It was unbearably bad and utterly nonsensical in places. I made an honest attempt to watch it and find some redeeming quality, it was abhorrent. If anything New Moon was better because it was so bad it crossed over to unintentionally funny.
see i think the first twilight was unintentionally funny. new moon was just funnier. i can't wait for the 3rd and 4th movies. esp the 4th. graphic birth scene plz.
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Caoilin Title: Instigator
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Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
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Date Posted:
3/23/10 11:03pm
Subject:
New Moon |
Ynisfre posted:
As long as they film the last book, that's all I need to see. Apparently a vampire eats a baby out of a girl and then a werewolf falls in love with the baby.
yeah but don't worry. it's only totally pedo for a few months. twilight can't be bothered with having any sort of responsibility in having a child.
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Thugoneous Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
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Date Posted:
3/23/10 11:03pm
Subject:
New Moon |
I picked out a movie (Role Models, which was terrible), so my wife got to pick out the next movie with no input from me. She picked Twilight to see if I'd complain.
This movie was hilarious. When the love interest vampire walked into the first frame was almost as funny when Leonardo DiCaprio died at the end of Titanic.
Then New Moon was like watching a car wreck (Entertaining but you feel bad afterward). The protagonist is one of the least likable characters. But I laughed a lot at this movie, but it's badness wasn't a surprise like Twilight. And the Giant CG Werewolves were kind of neat, would have liked to see them actually tear up the bad vampire (who is black OMG racist).
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Yossarian_42 Title: RUSH > ALL
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Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
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Date Posted:
3/23/10 11:03pm
Subject:
New Moon |
I actually spit soda out of my mouth when the vampire decided he was going to commit suicide via sparkling in front of humans.
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Caoilin Title: Instigator
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Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
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Date Posted:
3/23/10 11:03pm
Subject:
New Moon |
i choked on my drink when i saw the voultari. esp the blonde male sitting on his little throne.
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Sprawl-zero1eye- Title: IGN Vault Staff
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Registered: 2002-6-28 03:39:29
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Date Posted:
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Subject:
New Moon |
Thugoneous posted:
This movie was hilarious. When the love interest vampire walked into the first frame was almost as funny when Leonardo DiCaprio died at the end of Titanic.
hahahah I remember being with my high school girlfriend at the movie theater watching this, and I busted out laughing when he died, and she promptly smacked me. 
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Yossarian_42 Title: RUSH > ALL
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Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
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Date Posted:
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Subject:
New Moon |
I cried like a bitch when the ship was sinking and they were showing all of the people who were going to die. But as soon as they hit the part where the guy falls from the top half of the ship and hits a rail on his way in to the ocean I laughed straight through to Leo dying like a scrub.
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