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Author Topic: Official Nominees for Outpost Douchebag of 2011. [Locked]
GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
Now I want to start off by saying that ONE of the academy is either way nicer than the other two or so self absorbed he didn't have a very long list. At the end of the day only TWO outposters were in common among all the lists.

Baym

and

Koneg


Now I don't want to give too much of the highly sophisticated process away, but my list was just a cut & paste of every outposter except me and Afio.

During our deliberations which probably should have been recorded for future generations to marvel at as models of erudite doucheration, cases were made for several outstanding doucheomplishments this year. Honorable douche mentions go out to:

Swirley
AA
Yuki
French Sounding Name Guy
and
Garth

Who were all given serious consideration for one reason or another, but got whittled away as the grueling, sweaty, grunting process continued for hours and hours and hours. Keep fighting the douchey fight and maybe we'll see you next year. Now please enjoy the rest of this thread of douchiness until the winner is announced. It's a nail biter I know, but try not to faint in anticipation.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
NSFW (Contains a dirty word0


I'm hijacking this thread.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
I nominate Grilled Cheeze

 

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GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
hahaha

 

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Clackdor  1 star
Posts: 163
Registered: 2001-9-21 12:10:52
Modeeb posted:

NSFW (Contains a dirty word0


I'm hijacking this thread.



At first I thought that was a picture of an elephant.

 

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Sinlock  2 stars
Title: Savior of the Camelot Outpost
Posts: 376
Registered: 2000-5-14 16:20:01
I did nothing to persuade this result. I promise.

 

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Azure-TheBlueOne  2 stars
Title: Made in Alaska
Posts: 319
Registered: 2003-2-24 19:25:37
Myk didn't even get an honorable mention?

Slackers.

 

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Bobvillas  3 stars
Posts: 643
Registered: 2008-11-19 12:56:18
I just want to say that I have nothing to add to this thread other than the OP made me chuckle. +1 for creativity.

 

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GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
Azure-TheBlueOne posted:

Myk didn't even get an honorable mention?

Slackers.



Impact and severity are considered. Some people may be really douchey to one or two people, but not everyone they come in contact with. Others might be douchey to many people, but not super douchey. As I said it is a sophisticated and involved process, and if you understood the entirety of it, it would probably blow your mind. Just trust that we are absolutely one hundred percent right, and STFU.

 

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Yossarian_42  4 stars
Title: RUSH > ALL
Posts: 1,046
Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
Tenkly will always be MY douchebag of the year.

 

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