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List of World's Ten Best and Worst Lovers
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
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Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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List of World's Best and Worst Lovers
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain*
2. Brazil*
3. Italy*
4. France*
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
*Latin countries [edited by me]
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Tych2
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
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Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
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Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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The Scottish one cracks me up (too loud) Fat Bastard
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paulg_68
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Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
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Modeeb posted:
3. Sweden (too quick)
How embarrassing for them.
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Yossarian_42
Title: RUSH > ALL
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Registered: 2002-2-28 11:23:20
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Germany is disqualified for being too smelly but France is near the top of best?
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Crooq_Lionfang
Title: Master Zergling
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Registered: 2003-3-11 11:53:17
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Yossarian_42 posted:
Germany is disqualified for being too smelly but France is near the top of best?
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reesescups
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
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Modeeb posted:
4. Holland (too dominating)
I'm here to dominate that which is about to be dominated!
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Grymlo
Posts: 415
Registered: 2002-4-30 05:51:06
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Crooq_Lionfang posted:
Yossarian_42 posted:
Germany is disqualified for being too smelly but France is near the top of best?
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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paulg_68 posted:
Modeeb posted:
3. Sweden (too quick)
How embarrassing for them.
We call it efficient.. 
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GrilledCheez
Title: The Lord's Balls
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Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
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/denied. There's no such thing as too rough.
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