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Author Topic: Do you strive for variety in your masturbation? [Locked]
sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
It would seem your masturbation kungfu is unparalleled

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
I like to pretend I'm spiderman shooting my webbing everywhere.
Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
vn_nnanji posted:

Unlike most Outposters I strive for privacy. You clowns apparently think masturbation is a group effort.



Only if you're lucky, and with the right type of females.

That's the ones with boob that look at you funny.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
PAUL, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY PANTS!!!

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?

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