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Thugoneous  4 stars
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
The front of my house here gets covered in spiders during the summer. DC is turbl

 

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Rikarus  2 stars
Title: Ultimate Badass
Posts: 267
Registered: 2002-2-24 12:24:32
pussies, its friggen hilarious, especially the little girl at the end "I told you not to play with spiders!"

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Wow never knew there were so many pussies afraid of a spider.

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
smellymotor posted:

i released a masculine roar of discomfort



Translated: I screamed like a Japanese schoolgirl.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
I'd storm the beaches of Normandy wearing nothing but a white t-shirt with a huge star of david painted on it before i'd even go near a spider of that size.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
this brings to mind the old "bowl on the ceiling" prank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5RG10Kbf2k

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
Bonzoboy1  3 stars
Posts: 885
Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
My neighbors boys dropped a tank with 8 tarantulas in the front yard, watching the men of that family trying to catch and kill those spiders was kind of like the Keystone Kops. I never knew tarantulas could jump that far, BTW I watched from my window.

 

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