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Author Topic: Do any of you have giant skidmarks? [Locked]
Voodoo-Dahl  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2002-5-11 05:11:16
Cobane is saving trees the stinky way.
IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
cobane posted:

I'm an alcoholic with perpetual squirts. Wiping the cheeks is a waste of toilet paper. Why futz around with what the washer'll get? The money I save keeps me in booze.



Ever hear of a snot rag? Find a towel and use that as a butt rag. You may be able to get a couple more days of use out of your underwear. ywia

 

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Fat_wong  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2007-2-6 07:59:17
so you ladies have never had a wet fart before?


do you use panty liners?
RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Extremely rare for me.

My dense BackJungle(tm) has great soaking abilities.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Doesnt happen that often. As a kid perhaps a lot but now I change my tshirt and underwear every day

 

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ineenia  2 stars
Posts: 373
Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
I'm guessing "skid marks"are just a cover story for their santorum stains...

 

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Grymlo  2 stars
Posts: 415
Registered: 2002-4-30 05:51:06
You are allowed to use more than 1 piece of toilet paper.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Which is worse: a big ol skiddo on your underpants or the endless wipe,? You know the one which, whatever you ate, came out like wet confetti all over you ass cheeks, your huevos, your back. It's just a mess! You can only wipe so many times. You have things to do. Who cares if you have skids on the back of your white dress shirts.

 

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Grymlo  2 stars
Posts: 415
Registered: 2002-4-30 05:51:06
Who cares? That woman thats getting ready to go down on you and then sees that skid mark and runs away!

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Dont wear tighty whities!

 

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