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Sinlock  Title: Savior of the Camelot Outpost
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Planet Fury posted:
Overall, Underworld: Awakening is exactly what you think it might be, though perhaps not quite as bad. It is a little like walking into a hospital room and expecting to find a patient lying in a permanent vegetative state, and instead finding them awake and merely autistic.
http://www.planetfury.com/content/underworld-awakening-2012
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Ptilk  Title: Creepy old pirate
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I thought the only point in any of those movies was to see Kate Beckinsale run around in a tight leather outfit?
The only reason I ever watched one of them anyway. Couldn't tell you a thing about the storyline in any of them. They could do away with story altogether and save a ton of money. Just have her run around in that outfit in a bunch of different locations with the occasional slow mo segment of her bending over to pick up a penny or something.
Make just as much bank at the box office.
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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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Ptilk posted:
I thought the only point in any of those movies was to see Kate Beckinsale run around in a tight leather outfit?
The only reason I ever watched one of them anyway. Couldn't tell you a thing about the storyline in any of them. They could do away with story altogether and save a ton of money. Just have her run around in that outfit in a bunch of different locations with the occasional slow mo segment of her bending over to pick up a penny or something.
Make just as much bank at the box office.
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Onslaught. Title: I've always wanted a title.
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Ptilk posted:
I thought the only point in any of those movies was to see Kate Beckinsale run around in a tight leather outfit?
The only reason I ever watched one of them anyway. Couldn't tell you a thing about the storyline in any of them. They could do away with story altogether and save a ton of money. Just have her run around in that outfit in a bunch of different locations with the occasional slow mo segment of her bending over to pick up a penny or something.
Make just as much bank at the box office.
I watch them for Beckinsale's ass and the random vampire fight scenes. I have no idea what the story-lines for the previous movies were either.
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Scarne Title: Capo di Scientifico
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Registered: 2001-7-23 15:24:34
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I think I made the right choice in going to see Haywire today instead. 
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
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I just want to see her in hot leather fighting people.
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Onslaught. posted:
Ptilk posted:
I thought the only point in any of those movies was to see Kate Beckinsale run around in a tight leather outfit?
The only reason I ever watched one of them anyway. Couldn't tell you a thing about the storyline in any of them. They could do away with story altogether and save a ton of money. Just have her run around in that outfit in a bunch of different locations with the occasional slow mo segment of her bending over to pick up a penny or something.
Make just as much bank at the box office.
I watch them for Beckinsale's ass and the random vampire fight scenes. I have no idea what the story-lines for the previous movies were either.
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Tych2 Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
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Ptilk posted:
I thought the only point in any of those movies was to see Kate Beckinsale run around in a tight leather outfit?
It is for me!
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Lyken-P Posts: 453
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