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Friarspam  3 stars
Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
So me and the wife pulled into KFC tonight because I didn't feel like cooking. There is a red truck in front of us in line and before long he lays on the old horn.

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I guess he didn't think the people in front of him were quite quick enough. Pretty quick he backs up and leaves the line.

When we get around the corner there is a minor "traffic jam". Old dude has blocked the window line and is cutting off the person that was ordering. After a bit a gal gets out of the car and walks up to the window to explain that they had an order but that the psycho had cut them off.

I can see that the guy is in some sort of /meltdown and wait to see if he gets out of the truck so I know if I am going to have to get out of OUR car, lol.

Pretty quick it's guy's turn. All I can here is ARGLEBARGLE GDMMIT ARGLE CHICKEN ARGLE.

/didn't think to video the event because I thought he was going to turn into a problem.

When I got to the window I asked the kid working if I too could have some of the crack-laced chicken that the nut job in front was wanting, lol.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
You probably don't want the semen marinated chicken the guy in front of you got.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
Sounds like he has issues!

 

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Tych2  4 stars
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
Why would you have to get out of your car?

 

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Friarspam  3 stars
Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
Me and the wife thought he might hop out and try to throw a beating on the woman who was trying to get her order. We don't give free passes to people for things like that.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
Well you used be a cop so that ok. Other than that just call 911

 

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poetkiosk  2 stars
Title: Snail Hunter
Posts: 297
Registered: 2002-3-17 04:37:03
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
Friarspam posted:
So me and the wife pulled into KFC tonight because I didn't feel like cooking. There is a red truck in front of us in line and before long he lays on the old horn.

hhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I guess he didn't think the people in front of him were quite quick enough. Pretty quick he backs up and leaves the line.

When we get around the corner there is a minor "traffic jam". Old dude has blocked the window line and is cutting off the person that was ordering. After a bit a gal gets out of the car and walks up to the window to explain that they had an order but that the psycho had cut them off.

I can see that the guy is in some sort of /meltdown and wait to see if he gets out of the truck so I know if I am going to have to get out of OUR car, lol.

Pretty quick it's guy's turn. All I can here is ARGLEBARGLE GDMMIT ARGLE CHICKEN ARGLE.

/didn't think to video the event because I thought he was going to turn into a problem.

When I got to the window I asked the kid working if I too could have some of the crack-laced chicken that the nut job in front was wanting, lol.



Yeah I couldn't live in the country with all those wackos.

 

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Sea_of_inK  2 stars
Posts: 488
Registered: 2004-10-18 12:57:37
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
Chick fil-a is far superior.

*even though they're a bunch of bigots

 

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Szerek  2 stars
Posts: 338
Registered: 2000-8-8 09:26:09
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
Run DMC posted:
(One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, "o, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "eah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
You be illin'

 

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Darkblade_The_Great  1 star
Posts: 150
Registered: 2000-8-10 09:20:33
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Kentucky Fried /Meltdown
__Bonk__ posted:
Well you used be a cop so that ok. Other than that just call 911




Good call. I doubt he could do much damage to her in the 3-7 minutes it would probably take to get a cop there.

 

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