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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
Consolidating that $2000 on a single girl would have gotten you much... better... results.

 

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Elocism  3 stars
Title: Pseudonym
Posts: 787
Registered: 2002-5-3 01:50:00
it was on 2 girls

at the same time

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
Unless you add:


In the back seat of my car.


...you weren't doing it right.

 

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In the immortal words of Socrates - "I drank what?"
"God you guys suck at the internet - how can you fail to locate porn?!" - Eternal_Midnight
"Knowing means nothing." - Fat-badger
sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
yeah, for 2k you could have had 2 escorts at your side all night long.

 

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Lyken-P  2 stars
Posts: 453
Registered: 2006-1-14 18:41:19
Seething199  2 stars
Posts: 358
Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
chris rock said there's no sex in the champagne room. that may be true. but there's just about everything you can think of aside from literal sex if you're willing to pay for it.

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
Wow dude, are you depressed and desperate? Just give Bonk the 2k he is so hard up he would blow you for 3 hours without taking a breath..

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
Posts: 1,036
Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
Taliesihne posted:

For 2k, you should have had several.

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
Title: Grammar Nazi
Posts: 1,211
Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
Hell, for 2K most Outposters would have given you a happy ending...

 

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MayorShade  2 stars
Title: Not Special Forces
Posts: 258
Registered: 2004-3-1 10:40:52
8========D~ O:

 

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