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ZigmundZag  4 stars
Title: Grammar Nazi
Posts: 1,211
Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
__Bonk__ posted:

Well when I asked the two women over for a movie they werent expecting me to just watch the movie but thats what i did!



 

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tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
__Bonk__ posted:

Well when I asked the two women over for a movie they werent expecting me to just watch the movie but thats what i did!





I always watch movies even if a girl is over, if she want dick she's gonna wait til the movie's done or I get bored. If she won't give it up, I got plenty other girls I can call.

you're the man, you make the rules. Only pussies and beta males let women decide everything/

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I thought this site sucked. I cant get them to delete my account and that was a few years ago. You get what you pay for. Maybe you will have a different experience. I hope you do. Go get em.


Remember the Beatles song: Happiness is a warm gun

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
I write a great profile Modeeb. So far I got one date for tomorrow and two other attractive women emailed that they wanted to meet me. I just signed up yesterday!

These are quality women too not crack whores

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Remember: Don't leave your condoms at home or in the car!!

 

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Szerek  2 stars
Posts: 338
Registered: 2000-8-8 09:26:09
RHWarrior posted:

Remember: Don't leave your condoms at home or in the car!!





Or in your date.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
__Bonk__ posted:

I write a great profile Modeeb. So far I got one date for tomorrow and two other attractive women emailed that they wanted to meet me. I just signed up yesterday!

These are quality women too not crack whores





dude, you could start a side business writing profile for people. very talented!

 

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Mangler_X
Posts: 49
Registered: 2002-6-2 17:56:00
I used PoF for 2 months. Went on 8 dates.
Every single woman misrepresented themselves to such an extent that when I met them it was like a totally different person from what their picture and profile was.
Pics from 10 years ago are only ok once we have already met and are reminiscing about past lives. Not in your profile

Online dating sites = TEH SUQ
Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
Posts: 1,266
Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
PoF is a hookup site. You'd probably have better luck getting a relationship on Ashley Madison.

 

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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
Posts: 885
Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
RHWarrior posted:

Remember: Don't leave your condoms at home or in the car!!





It is a real bitch having to run to the car with a raging hard on.

 

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