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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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Bobvillas posted:
I can't believe one of these is going again.
All of the churches that are Christian are branches from Catholicism. The genesis of these was from a man who was excommunicated from the Catholic church. So technically, none of these offshoots are Christs church and ergo, not Christian. Catholics are the only true Christians! Evangelists, Baptists, Methodists, Protestants, etc...all of them are not Christians because they all grew from a man that was excommunicated from the church that Christ created. Would the Catholic church in Martin Luther's day called him Christian?
What a effing idiot...
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Bobvillas Posts: 643
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reesescups posted:
Bobvillas posted:
I can't believe one of these is going again.
All of the churches that are Christian are branches from Catholicism. The genesis of these was from a man who was excommunicated from the Catholic church. So technically, none of these offshoots are Christs church and ergo, not Christian. Catholics are the only true Christians! Evangelists, Baptists, Methodists, Protestants, etc...all of them are not Christians because they all grew from a man that was excommunicated from the church that Christ created. Would the Catholic church in Martin Luther's day called him Christian?
What a effing idiot...
Someone missed the sarcasm.
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reesescups Title: //Captain America
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Bobvillas posted:
reesescups posted:
Bobvillas posted:
I can't believe one of these is going again.
All of the churches that are Christian are branches from Catholicism. The genesis of these was from a man who was excommunicated from the Catholic church. So technically, none of these offshoots are Christs church and ergo, not Christian. Catholics are the only true Christians! Evangelists, Baptists, Methodists, Protestants, etc...all of them are not Christians because they all grew from a man that was excommunicated from the church that Christ created. Would the Catholic church in Martin Luther's day called him Christian?
What a effing idiot...
Someone missed the sarcasm.
whew...
sorry bout that, can't be to sure around these parts...
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Bonzoboy1 posted:
Actually I'm a Christian and I'm telling other Christians to remove the stick from their butts. Embrace Mormons, let them in the club and teach them the secret handshake.
Funny that you should say that, since Mormons have special secret handshakes they have to learn in their temple ceremonies; knowing the right handshakes gets you into the correct level of heaven when you die. It's one of the traditions they borrowed from Masonry.
For all you people saying words have definitions that are powerful, try going through that sentence posted about what the Mormons believe about Jesus. It's been my experience that most Mormons don't even know the background writings upon which their doctrine is based, and the church authorities like to keep it that way. They have a working philosophy of "milk before meat" so they don't tell you the really weird stuff first, just the most basic stuff that seems pretty much like every other Christian denomination in a lot of ways... then as you get more into it, you learn the crazier stuff, but be warned - questioning or disagreeing with it will get you disciplined and/or excommunicated.
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Scarne Title: Capo di Scientifico
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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
For all you people saying words have definitions that are powerful, try going through that sentence posted about what the Mormons believe about Jesus. It's been my experience that most Mormons don't even know the background writings upon which their doctrine is based, and the church authorities like to keep it that way. They have a working philosophy of "milk before meat" so they don't tell you the really weird stuff first, just the most basic stuff that seems pretty much like every other Christian denomination in a lot of ways... then as you get more into it, you learn the crazier stuff, but be warned - questioning or disagreeing with it will get you disciplined and/or excommunicated.

No crazy stuff going on in the Vatican though. No siree!
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
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SKONK HATES BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bobvillas Posts: 643
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I spent 7 years in Provo Utah. 4 years at BYU.
Trust me when I say the Mormons know exactly what they believe.
They embrace it and talk about it openly.
They do not talk to someone that has an obvious grudge about them because they don't see the reason to.
Pearls before swine and all.
Or casting your seeds on barren ground.
Or whited sepulchers full of dead mens bones.
Whatever religious metaphor you want to use.
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Taliesihne Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
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__Bonk__ posted:
non christians in this thread telling Christians in this thread what they believe. What a joke

I was confirmed at a Methodist Church at the age of 14. My family was active in the Church. I was raised a Christian.
I no longer consider myself Christian, but that doesn't mean I forgot everything I learned about Christian theology either.
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Z-Elder Posts: 671
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msde4DqBsXs&feature=related
You guys need to rewatch Battlestar Galactica.
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Sea_of_inK Posts: 488
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Christianity is a large umbrella.
One denomination doesn't get to excommunicate another because they don't like their jesus-feelings.
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