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cobane  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
Whatever accent Mel Gibson had in Edge of Darkness.

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
1) Australian
2) Dutch
3) Northern Ontario

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
__Bonk__ posted:

Went out on a Match date with a woman with an ultra low class british accent. A total turnoff. To make matters worse she was late to the date.





Dude....talk about a missed opportunity. Imagine how cool it is if she talks dirty.

I dated an English lady who had a total upper crust British accent, let me tell you all she had to do was tell me I was a naughty boy and I'd load my skivvies.



When she talked dirty I would go bezerk. Sometimes I had to tell her to STFU so I'd last longer.

Say 5 minutes instead of 2.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
cmon man..
bonk doesnt even think about such things
his only concern was how bossy she sounds

 

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Cawlin  4 stars
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vn_nnanji posted:

I dated an English lady who had a total upper crust British accent, let me tell you all she had to do was tell me I was a naughty boy and I'd load my skivvies.

When she talked dirty I would go bezerk. Sometimes I had to tell her to STFU so I'd last longer.





Yeah... see, I think this sounds WAY WAY fkn hotter than like a Mexican (Hispanic? Latin?) accent. The most exotic woman I ever slept with was this super dark skinned Mexican woman - she was a fantastic lay, and admittedly it was totally hot on a visual level with the difference in our relative skin tones - hers a dark milk chocolate chocolate, almost African, mine pure Casper Milktoast - but the thing was... when she was talking dirty BEFORE sex - in English with her Mexican accent - totally hot. "Joo want me to suck it, don'choo? Jes you know I love eet! Not yet you nahtee boy, joo get me home then joo can have me and my mouth and all of me!" When she was talking DURING sex - in both English and Spanish - yeah... not so much. Anyway... sorry if TMI... the British accent thing just inspired me... like... whoa!


Actually though I just thought about this... the HOTTEST female accent - Indian (dot not feather) woman speaking English with the Hindi/British accent mix that many seem to have... omfg... yeah... I'll be in my bunk.

 

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Tych2  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
Boston, NYC, and southern male redneck.

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
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Hottest accent for a woman is Irish.

 

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Bobvillas  3 stars
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Registered: 2008-11-19 12:56:18
Irish. (The thicker the accent, the more they sound like a 10 year old)

German women.

Anyone that has a car on blocks and a refrigerator without the door in their front yard.

 

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Z-Elder  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-3-15 13:58:39
All accents are fun. Bars frequented by the UN are cool.

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
Title: Grammar Nazi
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Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
paulg_68 posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1KSaUEu_T4

I can't understand a word.



That's exactly what I think of every time Mammogram gets into one of his cooking threads.

 

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