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Friarspam  3 stars
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Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
Great song (here's the George Jones version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTFXRIY6-fE


Now I'm just a bartender, and I don't like my work, but I don't mind the money at all.
I see lots of sad faces and lots of bad cases of folks with their backs to the wall.
But I need four walls around me to hold my life, to keep me from going astray,
and a honky-tonk angel to hold me tight to keep me from slipping away.

I can light up your smokes, I can laugh at your jokes,
I can watch you fall down on your knees.
I can close down this bar, I can gas up my car, I can pack up and mail in my key.
But I need four walls around me to hold my life, to keep me from going astray,
and a honky-tonk angel to hold me tight to keep me from slipping away.

Now, the smoke fills the air in this honky-tonk bar
and I'm thinking 'bout where I'd rather be.
But I burned all my bridges, I sank all my ships and I'm stranded at the edge of the sea.
But I need four walls around me to hold my life, to keep me from going astray,
and a honky-tonk angel to hold me tight to keep me from slipping away.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
Grats. People love a funny bartender!

Be careful insulting people. Some people are crazy

 

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Friarspam  3 stars
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Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
Nothing to do with the thread, but...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZaZqx9v3dU

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
Posts: 1,266
Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
__Bonk__ posted:
Grats. People love a funny bartender!

Be careful insulting people. Some people are crazy




Stop threatening the Outpost, Bonk!

 

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Heladric  1 star
Title: Alcohol Enthusiast
Posts: 155
Registered: 2002-6-3 07:29:41
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
Manegarm posted:
I could not stand being a bartender because I'd be fall down drunk all the time.



We have to get permission to drink, and the customer has to buy us the drink. And if we get drunk, we get fired. So... I don't really drink.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
Have you noticed that most of them go to the restroom before tipping you? They are in there wiping their balls and butts before giving you the bills.

 

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Heladric  1 star
Title: Alcohol Enthusiast
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Registered: 2002-6-3 07:29:41
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
vn_nnanji posted:
Have you noticed that most of them go to the restroom before tipping you? They are in there wiping their balls and butts before giving you the bills.



That's fine. I always put my money in an envelope and then wash my hands before leaving work. I don't care if they rub $100 bill on their nuts and hand it to me. It's $100 in my bank account and a little bit of soap used to clean my hands.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
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Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
But your money smells like balls.

 

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Friarspam  3 stars
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Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: As a bartender, I insult my customers and still pull in huge tips
vn_nnanji posted:
But your money smells like balls.



I'd say you should probably trust the badger on this one. If there's one thing he knows, it's the SMELL OF BALLS!

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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