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Akza  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-9-8 18:02:25
Koneg posted:

Testerion posted:

Since when has elephant/mammoths front legs move like human legs?

Since forever?

I agree it's a hoax, but elephants are so heavy that they can't stride like other animals do, so their legs walk pretty much the same way human legs do.

Also when any leg is bearing weight that leg will be perfectly straight. If it tries to bend while supporting the weight, it'll snap like a twig.

Oh and no, I didn't have to look any of that up. Yes, I always win Trivial Pursuit... why do you ask?



You sound like a fark poster

 

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Koneg  3 stars
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Akza posted:

You sound like a fark poster

No - I'm a totalfark poster tho.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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A mammoth is just an elephant with hair, a cold adapted one

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
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i think its aliens
vegan aliens whove deemed fish vegan approved due to the fact that fish dont have feelings and cant cry when you cut their heads off.

 

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DemonicXH  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-12-1 08:14:17
It's a bear with a large fish in it's mouth.
aymb
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it could just be... re-evolution!

or a genetic anomaly like hair covered people.

siberian elephants do love to fuck after all.
Thugoneous  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
nmv

 

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ineenia  2 stars
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Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
DemonicXH posted:

It's a bear with a large fish in it's mouth.

 

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