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Author Topic: Reddit claims that the Chinese claim that Kim Jung Un was assassinated this morning. [Locked]
Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
First Un, then the rest of the family and I'll have this dead pool wrapped up in February!

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
His assassination would make for interesting entertainment in the world, but I'll wait for more reliable coverage and for now assume it is some kind of 4chan "good night sweet prince" spoof.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Im sorry to say I would be happy if this was true. I would rather a military dictatorship there than the cult of personality that is currently there.

 

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dae_trist  4 stars
Posts: 1,049
Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
Maybe it was done by the Homefront people from the future

 

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cobane  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
I sincerely hope there's a North Korean general with his hand inching closer to the red button as tears stream down his chubby face and, with one glance at the photo of the glorious Kim Jung Un over the panel, sends a barrage of Taepodongs toward Beijing.

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
"Hehe. He said 'Taepodongs'"

 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
dae_trist  4 stars
Posts: 1,049
Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
cobane posted:

I sincerely hope there's a North Korean general with his hand inching closer to the red button as tears stream down his chubby face and, with one glance at the photo of the glorious Kim Jung Un over the panel, sends a barrage of Taepodongs toward Beijing.



They'd probably drop 10 seconds after launching, and fail to detonate.

 

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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
Twitter posted:

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Kim Jung Un get whacked at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

#ThankYou,Simone

 

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