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What are you buying your sweetheart for Valentine's Day?
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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1/1/00 12:00am
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What are you buying your sweetheart for Valentine's Day?
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Nothing. She already owes me.
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RHWarrior
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Ashmaele posted:
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And flowers, a nice dinner.
But penis is always included, or your money back in 7 days!
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Date Posted:
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IMHO posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
PB is a funny boy.
I would keep an eye on your dog, Edith. 
If I had a dog I would be skeered. 
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Dang Mamogram, that is an impressive display of stupid. -SoO
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Thugoneous
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
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1/1/00 12:00am
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9 years ago my wife wanted a cat for Valentines Day, each year she keeps the cat it's her gift.
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DanBoone
Title: Homewrecker Boii
Posts: 13
Registered: 2005-5-1 18:37:31
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I bought her an orchid, some chocolates, and some tea.
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Haters gonna hate.
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Taliesihne
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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1/1/00 12:00am
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We don't celebrate it.
Not because we are 'against it', but our wedding anniversary is a week before it. It's simply not practical or economical to celebrate so close together.
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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1/1/00 12:00am
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What woman wouldnt drop her knickers for a Valentine tin of Skoal? 
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