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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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tenkly
Title: Best looking Outposter.
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Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/02/man-suffers-heart-attack-at-heart-attack-grill/
A man suffered an apparent heart attack while eating a “Triple Bypass Burger†at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.
The man, whose identity has not been released, was eating by himself when he began complaining of chest pains, started sweating and stuttering his words, said Jon Basso, the restaurant’s owner.
“I was in the back cooking and the nurses came back and said ‘someone is having a heart attack,’†said Basso.
At first Basso didn’t believe it because in the hospital-themed restaurant, where wait staff wear sexy nursing uniforms, and the diners are outfitted with hospital gowns, the employees and customers sometimes role play.
“No, he’s really having an f-ing heart attack,†one of the employees told Basso, he said.
The burger joint, whose slogan is “taste…worth dying for,†is known for its self-proclaimed unhealthy food. A sign on the front door reads, “Caution: This Establishment is Bad for Your Health.â€
 Ohhh the sweet sweet irony
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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Tourists were less sympathetic, apparently thinking they were witnessing nothing more than a fit of acting or a publicity stunt — since the restaurant sometimes wheels healthy customers in an out of the restaurant on wheelchairs.
“It was horrible, the tourists were saying ‘hold on, slow down, let me get a shot,†Basso said.
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Tych2
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
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Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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Well they aren't lying!
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eodoll
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Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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That must be one hell of a good burger.
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reesescups
Title: //Captain America
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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Moe_Nox posted:
Tourists were less sympathetic, apparently thinking they were witnessing nothing more than a fit of acting or a publicity stunt — since the restaurant sometimes wheels healthy customers in an out of the restaurant on wheelchairs.
“It was horrible, the tourists were saying ‘hold on, slow down, let me get a shot,†Basso said.
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Eradiani
Title: Moderator/ EvEVault Staff
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Registered: 2002-5-3 02:18:49
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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Abaddon_Ambrosius
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
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Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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I *love* truth in advertising.
Kudos!
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Date Posted:
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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Abaddon_Ambrosius posted:
I *love* truth in advertising.
Kudos!
Hopefully the guy lives and becomes a spokesman for the restaurant. 
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Testerion
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Registered: 2001-12-28 03:07:47
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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I bet the next burger is on the house!
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IMHO
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Man Eats ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill, Simultaneously Takes a Massive Coronary
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Testerion posted:
I bet the next burger is on the house!
He'll eat there for free the rest of his life.
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