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Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
Title: Grammar Nazi
Posts: 1,211
Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
Passwords and electronic keys can always be hacked by a program that randomly guesses all the characters and then displays the individual characters as they match.

 

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"Take the cheese to sickbay!"
Kid-Yeti
Posts: 29
Registered: 2006-5-20 20:25:03
33. A standard issue military hand grenade has enough explosive power to wipe out a small neighborhood.
Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
Bartenders either know every single customer and what type of beer they like or perhaps they only offer one brand of beer at every single bar. ("Give me a beer"

 

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Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
The nerdy chick at school is always really hot, once you remove her glasses and frumpy sweater. Yet somehow, a whole school full of hormonal teenage boys couldn't see this.

 

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