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Celebrating my 26th birthday tomorrow! [Locked] |
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ive got underwear older than you
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Manegarm  Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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That does not surprise me.. You ever washing them would.
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Halloweve  Posts: 422
Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
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Happy Birffday!
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Halloweve Posts: 422
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Rikarus Title: Ultimate Badass
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Registered: 2002-2-24 12:24:32
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you are integral here? 
Happy Bday man, enjoy it and when you hit that big money max out your 401K, 40 year old ladies like a man with a plan!
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Modeeb posted:
Happy birthday, lad!
I have 3 sons 34 30 and 21. I was in Canada in 1986. What's yo mama's name?
Good one Mo
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Afio  Title: Belle of the Bull
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Registered: 2002-3-19 16:18:03
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Happy Birthday 
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Cawlin Posts: 1,759
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A belated Happy Birthday to you dude.
I remember being 25, 27, and 27 - in fact, from 25-30 were probably the best years of my life.
Live it up man.
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Huges07.1 Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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tenkly posted:
Bahaha , I already know that feeling Ptilk..
I went out with a stripper for a year when I was 20 and another when I was 22 for another year.
They are extremely fun, but long term they make terrible girlfriends. I don't get regret it one bit,though. Great memories were made 
My brother dated one since he was 14 years old. Of course she wasn't a dirty stripper back then but we all knew where it was heading. Over the years they had an off gain on again relationship even while she was engaged to a very large bouncer and had a kid with him. EVENTUALLY the bouncer guy developed a serious side effect from the steroids and wound up in intensive care and then in a 24/7 care facility like an old folks home. Soon after that the stripper girl went back to my brother and now they have a house together and he has sex with her face all the time.
When I was 24 I met a stripper at a strip club. During my couch dance she chewed on my peen through my pants so much that it looked like I pissed myself. Anyway, a week after that, it turned out that she knew a friend of mine and somehow they got to talking about me and she was all excited and wanted me to call her. So I did. In fact I even went to her house one time. Once.
It looked like a crack house and as I walked by her bedroom it looked like a rat's nest. Basically a nasty mattress on the floor with dirty sheets and an old ghetto blanket thrashed about. As I got to the living room with her she had a really cute friend there and I began to ignore the whole bedroom sight for a moment. Buuuuttt..... as all dirty stripper stories go, it wasn't long before one guy after another started knocking on the door and coming in. Within maybe 15 minutes there were probably a dozen other men of all ages in the house too. So I left. She tried to pull me into her bedroom as I was leaving down that dark, dirty hall way but I resisted. When we go to the door she tried to kiss me but I tilted my head down and all she got was hairline.
That's my whole stripper story.
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Moe_Nox Title: In Moe We Trust
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Happy BDay!
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