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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"
A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl.

She appears to be all over him and soon asks him back to her place "for a coffee".

When they get to her flat, she tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable....

Just as he finishes getting the drink, the sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.

"I am your sex slave!" she says, "I will do absolutely ANYTHING you want!"

Well the man is taken a little bit by surprise and can't believe his luck, so he says, "I really fancy a 69."


"F**k Off" replies the girl, "I'm not cooking at this time of night."

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"
lol

 

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Tych2  4 stars
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"
haha

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"

 

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Spookysheep  4 stars
Title: Lieker of Cheese
Posts: 1,248
Registered: 2002-1-9 06:49:19
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"
__Bonk__ posted:

 

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I liek cheese
Pirates > Ninjas
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NuEM  4 stars
Posts: 1,007
Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"
I don't get it.

 

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Voodoo-Dahl  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2002-5-11 05:11:16
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"
NuEM posted:
I don't get it.



Think Chinese carry-out and stop being so damn German.
Aerlinthian  4 stars
Posts: 2,126
Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"
NuEM posted:
I don't get it.

You and Bonk.
vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: "The Chinese Girl"
Wow look at that.

Arglebargle made a funny.

 

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