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__Bonk__  5 stars
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I would spray them down with a garden hose and ask them to leave


 

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bstulic  3 stars
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__Bonk__ posted:

I would spray them down with a garden hose and ask them to leave






Is that rhetoric question, since you don't own "your" lawn?

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Its a fact that all over America now Croatian immigrants are pooping on people's lawns

 

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Yossarian_42  4 stars
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I would explain indoor plumbing to them.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Explain it after you sprayed them off with a garden hose Yoss

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
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I would give Bstoolic directions to Bonk's apartment.

 

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bstulic  3 stars
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Can you afford to actually own anything, Bonk?

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
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Off topic but:

Wtf is with you and poop these days Bonk?
Constipated or summat?

 

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bstulic  3 stars
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RHWarrior posted:

Off topic but:

Wtf is with you and poop these days Bonk?
Constipated or summat?





No wonder, if he's forced to eat




instead

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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I've heard it's good luck if a Croatian Immigrant Poops on Your Lawn.


 

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