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RHWarrior  3 stars
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Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Got my mountain bike stolen last spring, was kinda lowerr middle end bike, but still, I love bike riding so should get something new this spring!

 

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Rhint  2 stars
Posts: 268
Registered: 2002-9-17 20:38:54
RHWarrior posted:

Got my mountain bike stolen last spring, was kinda lowerr middle end bike, but still, I love bike riding so should get something new this spring!




Mine got stolen a few months ago, didn't start out as a great bike but I put some money into it.

Gonna have to replace in the next couple months before it gets nice here.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Rail trails and logging roads are my favorite places to ride

http://www.railstotrails.org/index.html

 

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cobane  2 stars
Posts: 473
Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
Cool site.

http://www.traillink.com/trail/chaparral-rail-trail.aspx


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posted:I find it interesting that the Federal Government has paid $1.4M for access for trail right-of-way. I expect that anyone who gets harassed on this right-of-way should report it to not only to local law enforcement, but also Bureau of Land Management (BLM). The fact that the Feds have paid for right-of-way means that violation of that agreement is a Federal matter. And impeding a traveler is no less than a violation of civil rights, in my mind (United States v. Wheeler in 1920). That said, there is a bit of a wild feel to this area, and if ever confronted; smile, FULL five finger wave, and have a copy of the settlement to hand them if they'll take it.



That one sounds a little scary.


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posted:At approximately 31 miles of rough gravel terrain, Farmersville to Ladonia represents a good length for an out and back, overnight MTB trip. A riding buddy and I tackled this trip on September 24/25, and enjoyed a generally positive adventure. Highlights included seeing small-town Texas up close (Farmersville, Meritt, Celeste, Wolfe City, and Ladonia), and a strong sense of pioneering, given the relatively overgrown state of much of the trail. Our overnight stay in Ladonia revealed an unexpected gem of a town, with two good restaurants, a great rustic lodge, and even a visit from the Mayor ... who had heard a few intrepid cyclists were in town!



Mayor of Ladonia: You boys sure are a long ways from home, ain'tcha?
Biker: Yes sir! We love the great outdoors! This is a wonderful town by the way. Nice and quiet.
Mayor of Ladonia: And that's how we like it, ya hear? So no funny business with yer funny machines.
Biker: These are bicycles.
Mayor of Ladonia: I don't care what they called. You give me more lip I'll send Deputy Ankle after ya with a hose.
Biker: Just out of curiosity, how did you become mayor?
Mayor of Ladonia: How else? I kilt the previous one in a machete fight and put on his mayor suit what endows me with the mayoral power to fuck you up the butt if I be pleasin' it.
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Mayor of Ladonia: I be pleasin' it.

 

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Crackdoc  1 star
Posts: 236
Registered: 2005-10-7 12:55:29
A repeat of a Classic I wrote:


"To Bonkman:


Ridin' along on my bicycle seat,

My nuts below me are gettin' real beat-

Ridin' and singin' a happy song,

Hoping I don't smash up my dong.


Ridin' along and playin' a tune,

Pushin' the pedals and listenin' Zune!

Hearing the traffic as it goes past,

Hopin' my luck is gonin' to last!


Up in the mountain I am a King,

Pumpin' the pedals and and lovin' ta' sing.

Jumpin' the lumpies and spraying the sand,

Thinkin' that life is effin so grand!


Then back to the treadmill I have to return,

Hang up the wheels, there's money to earn.

Get a new job and nose to the stone,

Work and pay bills and pay off the loan."


 

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