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When a Woman Says I want Real Food
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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1/1/00 12:00am
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When a Woman Says I want Real Food
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She means she doesnt want you to be cheap.
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tenkly
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
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Sure, they can have "real" food when I get my "perfect" blowjob.
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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Wait, one = the other I thought. 
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tenkly
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
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As long as I get mine first, then yes. Guys who put undeserving women on pedestals for no reason = loser beta males.
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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When a Woman Says I want Real Food
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This means she wants to order the $$$$ on the menu with the frim-fram sauce. If its a first date, she wants to take you for a ride.
The probability of getting the clamato doesnt necessarily increase because of frim-fram sauce
Tenkly watch out for letting women know you're an alpha male. I mistakenly did this with a librarian I was dating. She thought I wanted to make her part of a harem. Keep your cards close.
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Elocism
Title: Pseudonym
Posts: 787
Registered: 2002-5-3 01:50:00
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1/1/00 12:00am
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i she wants real food she damn well better be cooking it
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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Elocism posted:
Sammiches, NAOW!
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tenkly
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
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When a Woman Says I want Real Food
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Modeeb posted:
This means she wants to order the $$$$ on the menu with the frim-fram sauce. If its a first date, she wants to take you for a ride.
The probability of getting the clamato doesnt necessarily increase because of frim-fram sauce
Tenkly watch out for letting women know you an alpha male. i mistakenly did this with a librarian I was dating. She thought I wanted to make her part of a harem. Keep your cards close.
I play my cards well, good sir! But thanks for looking out! 
I'm a firm believer that money won't attract the type of women you want unless you want gold diggers and hookers. Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy fine dining like the next man but if a woman expects and/or demands it, then I'll have no problem putting her back in her place.
Wine and great conversations have always worked for me, much better than trying to look like you're richer than you really are.
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gatzby
Title: Insanity Personified
Posts: 86
Registered: 2001-7-26 17:49:19
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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When a Woman Says I want Real Food
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Well then honey, supersize it is.
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Crackdoc
Posts: 236
Registered: 2005-10-7 12:55:29
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1/1/00 12:00am
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In my experience 'Real Food' when mentioned by Canukistani women means steak, baked potato, sour cream, Caeser Salad and an alcoholic beverage that isn't served as a single serving.
Tenkly runs with a 'BAD' crowd I think.
Perhaps an effete West Coast syndrome.
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