Quick cliffs for ya:
Mittens posted:
I went to Harvard and I want everyone to have the ability to watch my grandchildren go to Harvard. This country is amazing and we can do this.
I will go through every program line by line and when I'm done I'll be 89 years old.
We're gonna cut all taxes by 25%, end fraud in food stamps and thereby balance the budget.
lol, what did you mean by severely conservative? Romney: Here's a list of completely awful things I did.
I don't like Wall Street Banks (lol)
We must stop the President from killing our enemies and ending our wars.
Frothy posted:
We need to get rid of Obamacare which helps black people, and then maybe some of the other entitlements that I am currently forgetting.
When I came to the Senate debt-to-GDP was amazing. When I left it was horrible. This proves that Obama is a horrible president.
We need to cut Medicare, plus kill some trial lawyers. But we need my V-22 earmark so we can kill some kid named Ahmad Ahmad -- I mean, who has two first names?
I oppose the auto bailout because Clint Eastwood went all gay with Mystic River.
Hey auto-workers, I was OK with you losing your jobs but to be fair I was OK with bankers losing their jobs too!
Lots of babies are being born out of wedlock because of contraception.
Rape victims want to deny God's gift, none of that!
I oppose any funding for medicine that goes to women but goddamnit it was a rider on the V-22 bill I had to vote for it!
Biggest problem in the country is kids having kids so I will defund planned parenthood, oppose contraception, and advocate for abstinence only education.
Newtonium posted:
If you look at the Founding Fathers, they would've had a clear message: What in the Christ is this colored doing sitting in my seat?
Protect the border with moon men.
These ideas are awesome but we need to remember that the president is black and loves spending your money on Silkk the Shocker CDs.
If the gov was more efficient, a border fence would cost less. Now let me plug my website.
Iran + Nuclear = Gas Prices
Obama's policy is if you're America's enemy than you're good to go!
Doctor Ron Paul posted:
I never showed up to work. Not once. LOLS VOTING LOLS
Managed bankruptcy is the same as a bailout.
Hey guys I'm still in the race wanna ask me more questions?
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