You have to wonder at people who feel pity for the thief while attacking the victim. Liberal logic is easy to predict. Just take the truth and turn it 180 degrees.

 

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"oh, cmon you sissy. you can drink another. youre perfectly fine to drive. just have 2 more drinks. ill tell ya what, buddy.. 3 more drinks and ill let ya walk out of here.."
...said the bartender/banker

 

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mwuahahhaa
when the cop busts these dumbasses he gives me a 20% kickback on all the bad drunks i send out of here...
ill just keep pushing bad drunks out the door


said the banker, err, i mean bartender

 

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