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__Bonk__  5 stars
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His people are weak compared to the West and the East!

 

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Szerek  2 stars
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You do realize that Allah/Yahweh/Jehovah are all the same God don't you?

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Only the ignorant think what you say is true

 

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eodoll  4 stars
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Allah might be weak but he grants you 72 virgins - he's a lover not a fighter.
__Bonk__  5 stars
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Mormons get a whole planet full of women so thats better

Christians get no sex at all in the afterlife and their bodies are sexless like angels

 

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eodoll  4 stars
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they get a whole planet of women? Someone should go convert the muslims to mormonism.
__Bonk__  5 stars
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ya a whole planet. This is what high mormonism teaches. They just dont tell the secrets to the average people.

Sounds like a good deal to me. The man must be really tired all the time in a Mormon heaven

 

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eodoll  4 stars
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Theys should tell people that secret - more people would join their cult.
Moe_Nox  4 stars
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Forwarding this thread and Bonk's pic to Washington Mosques!~

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
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__Bonk__ posted:

Only the ignorant think what you say is true





Same god three different tribes of dumb asses who disagree on the proper way to delude themselves.

 

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