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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
Tenkly. I worked for a woman at a large accounting firm. We had a company party and we ended up together. In the morning, for some reason I had to pinch a loaf. She was asleep. I did my business and left. I forgot to flush the toilet. Do what you must, but remember to flush the toilet. The night can have unintended consequences. The night may be magic. but, all she may remember is the dooker.

 

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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
Posts: 885
Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
Is she married?

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
tenkly posted:

You guys are awesome at giving me some responsible advice!



You know priorities change with the variables of the calculation.. For instance we all could make a rational grown up decision before we saw how hawt she was.

It's very male.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
vn_nnanji posted:

tenkly posted:

P.S this is her





Forget my prior advice. You can always quit.






oh hell yeah. tap that azz.

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
Only one question: Is she hot?

NM saw pic, she is doable but not sure if it's worth the potential headaches it can cause..

 

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DemonicXH  3 stars
Title: Camelot Vault Staff
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Posts: 584
Registered: 2003-12-1 08:14:17
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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
tenkly posted:

P.S this is her





Time to lick that ass.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
I'm afraid to live my life. I think a couple of jobs ago my manager was hot for me. The problem is I cant trust my own feelings and judgement in this area so I didnt act

 

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tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
__Bonk__ posted:

I'm afraid to live my life. I think a couple of jobs ago my manager was hot for me. The problem is I cant trust my own feelings and judgement in this area so I didnt act





Well, you'll never know if you don't try bro! You only live once, who cares if she says no? for everyone women that says no you can have 10 that will say yes.

you love dune right? memorize this quote and live by it

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
tenkly posted:

__Bonk__ posted:

I'm afraid to live my life. I think a couple of jobs ago my manager was hot for me. The problem is I cant trust my own feelings and judgement in this area so I didnt act





Well, you'll never know if you don't try bro! You only live once, who cares if she says no? for everyone women that says no you can have 10 that will say yes.

you love dune right? memorize this quote and live by it

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



He must also listen to this while doing it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?featurelayer_detailpage&v=zm4E4umP9Qc#t=106s

 

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