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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I spent the night with a toothless crack whore in one of the low lights of my life. She actually wanted to be fisted. She instructed me how to do it.

 

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YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
Posts: 384
Registered: 2009-2-27 19:08:13
Modeeb posted:

I spent the night with a toothless crack whore in one of the low lights of my life. She actually wanted to be fisted.



Modeebs been fucking everywhere. Ive always wanted to hear you share more about that pussy eating chair in tiujana.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
That was the fabulous Lupita Caranza! It was a tongue numbing experience, like a Black wiry salad with the worst dressing you have ever had.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Manegarm posted:

The thread title and the original post had nothing to do with it..

You and Bonks latter posts are a sign of your /affected behavior.. I know you being old and fat is not getting anything except what you have to pay for and Bonk is the 40 year old virgin so he's not getting anything either.



Do you really not get the connection between farts and assholes?

Hell a queef would have been in the ballpark.

I will agree with you though. Someone is overly involved here.

 

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Sgian_Dubh  2 stars
Posts: 446
Registered: 2003-4-7 10:19:52
Modeeb posted:

That was the fabulous Lupita Caranza! It was a tongue numbing experience, like a Black wiry salad with the worst dressing you have ever had.



I wish we could sit down and have a beer or two.


I think we could share some enlightening stories.

 

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YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
Posts: 384
Registered: 2009-2-27 19:08:13
Sgian_Dubh posted:

Modeeb posted:

That was the fabulous Lupita Caranza! It was a tongue numbing experience, like a Black wiry salad with the worst dressing you have ever had.



I wish we could sit down and have a beer or two.

I think we could share some enlightening stories.



I feel the same way.


So theres this chair you just sit on and pussy gets thrown on your tongue?

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
mo steals the thread.



i want to read your autobiography dude.

 

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Mastara  4 stars
Posts: 1,446
Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
Or more importantly, would you still try to eat it if it did?

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
ZartanAround posted:

i want to read your autobiography dude.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
BubbleDude posted:

ZartanAround posted:

i want to read your autobiography dude.




You should write a book. Forget the one your working on and just tell the story of your life. I bet it would write itself and you would be surprised at it's sales.

 

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