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My friend is dating a Walrus
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RHWarrior
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My friend is dating a Walrus
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... since about a year. WHat should I do?
He's even admitted to it, while she has a nice personality (in his opinion) and they have lots of fun, it is kinda annoying that she is pretty fat. He broke up with her once, but she managed to "persuade" him after a couple weekends so they got back together. Now, I can cope with her insecurities and low self esteem since I only meet her like 3-4 hours a month, but I doubt this is good for him long term.
So I turn to the Outpost for help, many of you guys are experts at repelling women, worth a shot!
I'm linking something not quite a photo, but it captures the essence of this sweet lady:
(yes I filed her phone number under "Horker" on my cell, true story)
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"Drink coffee - do stupids things faster with more energy! ...and I'm all out of beans..." -me
"  ou guys need to stop dick riding wow and compare everything to it. It never invented a godamn thing, just made it popular. " -tinkly
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Sansfear
Posts: 757
Registered: 2008-8-31 05:04:52
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My friend is dating a Walrus
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If friend is overweight or has other physical drawbacks, maybe they are a perfect match.
If he is honestly happy, then let them be.
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Taliesihne
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My friend is dating a Walrus
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If he's happy, who cares?
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich
First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
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Elocism
Title: Pseudonym
Posts: 787
Registered: 2002-5-3 01:50:00
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My friend is dating a Walrus
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what if he likes boning fatties?
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you are broken now
but faith can heal you
just do everything i tell you to do
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__Bonk__
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My friend is dating a Walrus
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The thing is many outsiders fail to understand other peoples relationships and their choices for mates
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I keep my eyes fixed on the sun!
A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
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Abaddon_Ambrosius
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My friend is dating a Walrus
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Taliesihne posted:
If he's happy, who cares?
...and if she's REALLLLLY fat, you'll probably only have to put up with her another 15 or so years, anyway.
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"God you guys suck at the internet - how can you fail to locate porn?!" - Eternal_Midnight
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RHWarrior
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
My friend is dating a Walrus
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He is fairly fit, well I suppose he has an ugly mug but most men do to my eyes so...
She does have a passive-agressive trait about her, a bit Outposty actually, only in actual live conversation.
* Should I do a Bonk and be brutally honest?
* Should I pinch her bacon when she gets out of line?
* Withhold the fish bucket?
Cmon, someones gotta be creative around here...
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"Drink coffee - do stupids things faster with more energy! ...and I'm all out of beans..." -me
" ou guys need to stop dick riding wow and compare everything to it. It never invented a godamn thing, just made it popular. " -tinkly
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Taliesihne
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
My friend is dating a Walrus
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If you really don't want them together, bone her.
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich
First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
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Sansfear
Posts: 757
Registered: 2008-8-31 05:04:52
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My friend is dating a Walrus
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Add a bunch of bookmarks to your friend's computer including XXXPorkers, BoningFatties and LookingForTheWetspot.
Then ask his girlfriend to use his computer to find something.
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cobane
Posts: 473
Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My friend is dating a Walrus
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If she looks like a walrus, she looks like a walrus. I doubt your country has any laws against shooting walruses. Just in case, you may want to duct tape a couple empty paper towel rolls to her upper lip before you go dump the body.
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"See that the men are thoroughly insulated, for we shall encounter extreme cold." - Dr. Zarkov
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