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paulg_68  4 stars
Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

 

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cabbyman  2 stars
Posts: 441
Registered: 2003-1-6 07:48:53
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
paulg_68 posted:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)



Did you ever hear Alanis Morisette's remake of that song?

Sooooo much better than the original...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vRmYfVCH2UA

 

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Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces

 

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YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
Posts: 384
Registered: 2009-2-27 19:08:13
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
I'm a hot and bothered asrtronaut
Crashin while jackin off
To bufferin vids of Asher roth
Eating apple sauce
Sent to earth to poke catholics in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twisted sicker then mad cattle
Infact I'm on six different liqours
With a prince wig plastered on.

 

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Here mi! Let me hear nah u say u can bAaaad me up.
Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
Johnny’s in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I’m on the pavement
Thinking about the government

 

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I had a dream. It was an incredible dream. When I awoke, I had a huge mess to clean up.
Cawlin  4 stars
Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
I saw her today at the reception, a glass of wine in her hand...


Old man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you were...


Be on my side, I'll be on your side, baby. There is no reason for you to hide...


If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine and my tunes were played on the harp unstrung, would you hear my voice come through the music? Would you hold it near as it were your own?

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
SHEILA: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse!

SHARON: Should we blame the government?

LIANE: Or blame society?

STUART/GERALD/RANDY: Or should we blame the images on TV?

SHEILA: No, blame Canada!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!

SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SHEILA: We need to form a full assault

EVERYONE: It's Canada's fault!

SHARON: Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!

LIANE: And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

SHEILA: Well, blame Canada!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!

SHEILA: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE: They're not even a real country anyway

CAROL: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

EVERYONE: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

SHEILA: Heck, no!

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

SHEILA: With all their hockey hullabaloo

LIANE: And that bitch Anne Murray, too

EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

 

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Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

 

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Jorrdan  2 stars
Posts: 293
Registered: 2001-10-19 07:31:24
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
Childhood living is easy to do
The things you wanted, I bought them for you

 

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Sansfear  3 stars
Posts: 757
Registered: 2008-8-31 05:04:52
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: [One of] The best opening lyrics to a song ever....
We're no strangers to love...
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