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ineenia  2 stars
Posts: 373
Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
My GF has bought me some hooded and footed tiger costume/pajamas (with ears and tail) and she is getting quite annoyed that I don't wanna put them on....I don't wanna be a furry!!!!

 

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Thugoneous  4 stars
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
Dump her.

 

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ineenia  2 stars
Posts: 373
Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
She likes to fish and appreciates my obnoxious sense of humor...I'd like to keep her around.She needs a little rat-dog that she can dress up...My fat ass doesn't belong in a cutesie costume.I told her if I put it on she'd never respect me again....lol,,,I really don't want to put it on but she is being very persistent.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
If sex is involved..... I'd do it.

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
Sex definitely sounds like its on her menu, but not not quite what you had in mind, furry.

 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
Posts: 2,126
Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
Soon as you put on that costume, a camera will appear...
ineenia  2 stars
Posts: 373
Registered: 2005-11-1 04:48:33
Aerlinthian posted:

Soon as you put on that costume, a camera will appear...



!!!!!!!!!!!!! I came close to just putting it on to make her happy ...until that thought crossed my mind!!! No! My fat ass in a tiger costume would be internet meme material.Ain't happening.

 

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Testerion  3 stars
Posts: 549
Registered: 2001-12-28 03:07:47
ineenia posted:

Aerlinthian posted:

Soon as you put on that costume, a camera will appear...



!!!!!!!!!!!!! I came close to just putting it on to make her happy ...until that thought crossed my mind!!! No! My fat ass in a tiger costume would be internet meme material.Ain't happening.



buy skimpiest latex/leather catwoman outfit and tell her if she will, you will

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Not sure if serious!?

 

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NuEM  4 stars
Posts: 1,007
Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
I think you're afraid you might like it.

 

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