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Yukishiro1  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
You don't have a court somewhere nearby he can walk to and play at?
oxydendrum_meatwad
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Registered: 2004-8-8 20:56:14
Yossarian_42 posted:

You should encourage him to play a sport more suited to whites, put up a tether ball.


Slam ball court cures white man's disease. Build one of these:

GrilledCheez  4 stars
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Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
Yukishiro1 posted:

You don't have a court somewhere nearby he can walk to and play at?



not enough. We have about six-ten public courts in my little town. And you wouldn't want to try to play on them unless you were full sized. My son is nine. This is basketball country. I'd estimate half of the houses here have some kind of home court. And if it's a nice night the last sound you will hear from outside will be a basketball dribbling.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
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half-court is almost as good.

 

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GrilledCheez  4 stars
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Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
ZartanAround posted:

half-court is almost as good.



Yeah it will only be half court. If our driveway was more conducive I'd just put up a pole. That's what most do around here.

 

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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
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My son started wrestling in Jr. High so all I could really do was build him a gym, he still uses it, and don't think I don't see the challenging looks the buff little sucker throws me.

 

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Z-Elder  3 stars
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A half court of asphalt shouldn't even be $1000. Some guy out there needs the work. Not a big deal.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Yossarian_42 posted:

You should encourage him to play a sport more suited to whites, put up a tether ball.

 

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tenkly  4 stars
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__Bonk__ posted:

Yossarian_42 posted:

You should encourage him to play a sport more suited to whites, put up a tether ball.

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
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How do you know his son is white?

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