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Author Topic: Have Outposters witnessed a murder right before our eyes? [Locked]
Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
Ladies and gentlefappers of the jury, I present to you The Great Intex.



I also present to you: The Great Ontex


Fact 1. We know that these two are twin brothers. Well, we were told that anyways, and at the Outpost that passes as fact.

Fact 2. Intex claimed to have had trouble logging in not too long ago. Had trouble, made a second account until his was fixed, and now the second account has absorbed the originals post count.

Fact 3. Intex claims to have moved to Cali.

Step 4. .... ?

Conclusion: Ontex was envious of Intex's potential move to Cali, abducted him, assumed him life, and has Intex held prisoner as some sort of homo erotic incestuous love twist.

Thoughts?

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
Are you concerned that you can't find your threesome partners?

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
Well I will admit that when I read that twins had responded to my ad that I was so excited I didn't take the time to find out much else about them, until that one dark night.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
so that is Intex... he looks kinda like me, somewhat. We even both have big bulges

TO be honest, I killed him, he's being dissolved in a tub of lye and hydrochloric acid as we speak
IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
Ontex is the good one, he wears the white hat.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
Yeah. That's it. Sure, I am the good one
paulg_68  4 stars
Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54


 

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Afio  3 stars
Title: Belle of the Bull
Posts: 748
Registered: 2002-3-19 16:18:03
paulg_68 posted:







Okay, that is funny.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
lol! I was always the favorite who couldn't love me???
Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I've seen it. He looks nothing like you.

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