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SirGarth  2 stars
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Jesus loved everyone.



deal with it, haters!



 

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Sea_of_inK  2 stars
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zacchaeus

He wanted people to give most of their stuff away to those in need, however. He didn't hate rich people. The basic moral is don't act like a greedy RWN

 

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Szerek  2 stars
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PhillsburyBandit posted:

Koneg posted:

PhillsburyBandit posted:

Jesus hated

Yea... probably not.



Hey koneg how does a virgin give birth? Can you explain that to me?



Well, you need a sperm sample, a piece of straw, a virgin, and someone willing to blow really hard. All those things were available during that time period.

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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He wanted people to give most of their stuff away to those in need, however. He didn't hate rich people. The basic moral is don't act like a greedy RWN

forcing people to give is not the giving he was teaching either. It was a matter of the heart. A genuine care for those that are poor, not being forced to give to those who have not.

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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One thing that I find funny for those that do believe in creationism but not in the virgin birth is that god can create the universe in its entirety and yet he cant make a virgin woman pregnant. He can create the earth, heavens and everything on the earth but somehow he lacks the ability to make a virgin pregnant. Wow.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
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jesus built my hotrod, it's a love affair.

 

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Tych2  4 stars
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Mastara posted:

One thing that I find funny for those that do believe in creationism but not in the virgin birth

Do we have any of those here?

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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i never asked. I made a statement speaking about really anyone that fits the profile. Dont get all pissy now gramps

 

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Tych2  4 stars
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Why would I get pissy? I am always looking for new victims to mock. You aren't much of a challenge.

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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Anyone can be mocked. Frankly I dont care if you do or not. Im here till class is over

 

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