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SoBaKi  2 stars
Posts: 487
Registered: 2002-2-26 09:31:13
Yukishiro1 posted:

He's trying to create the Great Wall here on the internetz to keep out the barbarians who keep pwning him and stealing his women.



I thought we've all come to the conclusion that invading china for women WASN'T a good idea.

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
Maybe stealing was the wrong word. As soon as the barbarians pwn him the women desperately start throwing themselves on the invaders.
reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Moe_Nox posted:

Dae_Twat loses argument, has aneurysm, collapses onto keyboard. Massive text ensues.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
dae_trist posted:

Tych2 posted:

hurp



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_inventions

Paper
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tl&dr

Impressive list Dae_trist. I am not very good with reading and the list seemed pretty extensive and long.

Couple of questions.


1) Have the Chinese invented anything in the last 5,000 years?
2) Have they invented flush toilets yet?

 

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dae_trist  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
reesescups posted:

1) Have the Chinese invented anything in the last 5,000 years?
2) Have they invented flush toilets yet?



1) yes
2) in 500 BC or something

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
dae_trist posted:

reesescups posted:

1) Have the Chinese invented anything in the last 5,000 years?
2) Have they invented flush toilets yet?



1) yes
2) in 500 BC or something



Keep telling yourself that chief!

 

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dae_trist  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
Yukishiro1 posted:

Maybe stealing was the wrong word. As soon as the barbarians cross the wall their women desperately start throwing themselves on Chinese men



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_O3_%28Y-DNA%29

Mongolians 8-23%
Japanese 16%-23%
Okinawans 16%-21%
Manchu 38%-43%
Koreans 32%-47%

Apparently, Chinese women whipped their non-Chinese slaves into building the wall so that the latter's wives would not come running South with their tits out.

 

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dae_trist  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
reesescups posted:

Keep telling yourself that chief!



Keep having a crooked beak nose, chief. Flush toilet wouldn't do much for you given you can barely reach your ass with your T-Rex arms

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
dae_trist posted:

reesescups posted:

Keep telling yourself that chief!



Keep having a crooked beak nose, chief. Flush toilet wouldn't do much for you given you can barely reach your ass with your T-Rex arms

Really - my nose...

Do Chinese people even have a nose or do they just have air pollution gills?


Africans look at Chinese people and say - where's your nose...

 

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