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dae_trist  4 stars
Posts: 1,049
Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
Here, take this battery. Of the list of traits I post below, pick one from each you prefer or find attractive on women:

Skin, light or dark
Height, tall or short
Teeth, medium sized, huge or small
Cheekbones, huge or moderate sized
Eyelids, double or single
Eye aperture, large, medium or small
Hips, wide or narrow
Body hair, low, moderate or high
Bite, overbite, underbite, or neither
Nostrils, wide, medium or pinched
Face, round or long
Skull, spherical or defined

Those are the only things I have data for (collected by Japanese researchers)

Go ahead and choose.

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
Posts: 1,036
Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
Sounds like the more 'pure' Chinese a woman is, the more fugly she is.


Makes sense.

 

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dae_trist  4 stars
Posts: 1,049
Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
Eager posted:

Sounds like the more 'pure' Chinese a woman is, the more fugly she is. Makes sense.



You're balding, dumpy, limp-dicked, have a turkey neck and look extremely pasty and feminine.

Please stop commenting on how other people look. In case you have understandably avoided the mirror for some number years, here's a reminder of how physically repulsive you are:

 

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SoBaKi  2 stars
Posts: 487
Registered: 2002-2-26 09:31:13
Moe_Nox posted:

The Great Wall was built by China's neighbors to keep those fugly Chinese women contained.

 

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Phlegm573  3 stars
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
What's that smell?


Oh, look, dae_twatter's back!

 

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Akza  2 stars
Posts: 271
Registered: 2002-9-8 18:02:25
SoBaKi posted:

Moe_Nox posted:

The Great Wall was built by China's neighbors to keep those fugly Chinese women contained.




 

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Kjarhall  3 stars
Title: The Pungent One
Posts: 915
Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
Random Outposter posted:

CHINA!



DaeTwat posted:

Stop or i'll hurl 6th grade insults at you



Totally affected.

 

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Orwyn_Blackheart  2 stars
Posts: 406
Registered: 2006-7-26 09:00:53
reesescups posted:

dae_trist posted:

reesescups posted:

Chinese women are, by far, the worst looking of all the various Orientals...



You do tend to love the chicks with dicks. Can't argue with you if that's your preference.

Awwww how cute


Welcome back pencil dick



From what i hear dae, he likes oriental trannies with pencil dicks up his ass.......


Don't worry you already got your revenge!
dae_trist  4 stars
Posts: 1,049
Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
He does, but Eager_Igraine looks more the type

 

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