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Huges07.1  2 stars
Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
My friend's uncle hooked me up with this girl over the weekend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1TVrNFFQaE

 

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IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
I bet she pops the trunk on you

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
The best sex I had was as a mid-30's divorcee, gainfully employed, less than ugly, and not insane.

Not many of those around, apparently...

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Nice body, horrible dancer and I bet she sounds like an ignorant hillbilly

 

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Seething199  2 stars
Posts: 358
Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
i'd hit it

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54


 

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tenkly  4 stars
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Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
I'd hit it as long as she doesn't pull off those dance moves when we're in public.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
You'd rather she did it in the privacy of your sporty automobile.

 

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Sansfear  3 stars
Posts: 757
Registered: 2008-8-31 05:04:52
tenkly is so successful with the ladies, he wrote a book.

http://www.amazon.com/girl-corolla-alternative-online-dating/dp/0615374107
IMHO  4 stars
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
Sansfear posted:

tenkly is so successful with the ladies, he wrote a book.

http://www.amazon.com/girl-corolla-alternative-online-dating/dp/0615374107



 

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He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
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