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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
Posts: 885
Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
I just can't figure out what it is about the age 50 that makes so many people freak out. I turn 50 next month and people have started teasing me about it and it doesn't bother me. I like my life, I have my family and friends, a job I enjoy to keep me busy. I can watch my kids and know we've done a good job and look forward to grandkids, what is there not to like?

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Dude, nobody told you about your pecker falling off?

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
Bonzoboy1 posted:

Next week I become Bonzoman1.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
I freaked out at 40. Now I'm nearing 50 and I feel great. I am just happy to be alive

There is something to be said about the simple pleasures in life like sleeping, taking a breath, eating a good meal, enjoying a sunny day and more. Life is great!

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I have 15 days left in my fifties. They were better than any decade which came before.

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
grats you old smelly farts.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
I may be old but my smelly farts are newborn!

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
Being in a diaper doesn't make them newborn.

 

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the_great_ontex  3 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12



You're only as old as you feel
Phlegm573  3 stars
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34


You old people sure do put up some lolz.

 

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