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AzureTyger  2 stars
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paulg_68  4 stars
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Sadly the only one available was three sizes too small.

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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paulg_68 posted:

Sadly the only one available was three sizes too small.






 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
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Eager_Igraine posted:

paulg_68 posted:

Sadly the only one available was three sizes too small.





 

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Sansfear  3 stars
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How can it be a transplant if he didn't have one to begin with.

Shouldn't it be an 'installation' instead?
Z-Elder  3 stars
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His body will reject it.

 

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Phlegm573  3 stars
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I hear he reached into the chest of the living donor to pull out the still-beating heart.

He had to go through a few hearts... They kept catching on fire.

 

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ineenia  2 stars
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Z-Elder posted:

His body will reject it.



They have been feeding a baboon kittens and baby bunnies non-stop for a couple years now,just so they would have a heart evil enough not to reject Cheney.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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paulg_68 posted:

Sadly the only one available was three sizes too small.



 

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Manegarm  4 stars
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We all know they did not throw Bin Ladens corpse in the sea.. They kept his body alive since it's the only heart evil enough to sustain the dark one.

 

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