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Cawlin  Posts: 1,759
Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
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Interesting Read
Synopsis:
Rule #1: Maintain the problem at all costs! The problem is the basis of power, perks, privileges, and security.
Rule #2: Use crisis and perceived crisis to increase your power and control.
Rule 2a. Force 11th-hour decisions, threaten the loss of options and opportunities, and limit the opposition's opportunity to review and critique.
Rule #3: If there are not enough crises, manufacture them, even from nature, where none exist.
Rule #4: Control the flow and release of information while feigning openness.
Rule 4a: Deny, delay, obfuscate, spin, and lie.
Rule #5: Maximize public-relations exposure by creating a cover story that appeals to the universal need to help people.
Rule #6: Create vested support groups by distributing concentrated benefits and/or entitlements to these special interests, while distributing the costs broadly to one's political opponents.
Rule #7: Demonize the truth tellers who have the temerity to say, "The emperor has no clothes."
Rule 7a: Accuse the truth teller of one's own defects, deficiencies, crimes, and misdemeanors.
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NuEM Posts: 1,007
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This applies every time more than 3 guys (or more than one woman) get together.
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paulg_68 Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
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Date Posted:
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Cawlin posted:
Interesting Read
Synopsis:
Rule #1: Maintain the problem at all costs! The problem is the basis of power, perks, privileges, and security.
Rule #2: Use crisis and perceived crisis to increase your power and control.
Rule 2a. Force 11th-hour decisions, threaten the loss of options and opportunities, and limit the opposition's opportunity to review and critique.
Rule #3: If there are not enough crises, manufacture them, even from nature, where none exist.
Rule #4: Control the flow and release of information while feigning openness.
Rule 4a: Deny, delay, obfuscate, spin, and lie.
Rule #5: Maximize public-relations exposure by creating a cover story that appeals to the universal need to help people.
Rule #6: Create vested support groups by distributing concentrated benefits and/or entitlements to these special interests, while distributing the costs broadly to one's political opponents.
Rule #7: Demonize the truth tellers who have the temerity to say, "The emperor has no clothes."
Rule 7a: Accuse the truth teller of one's own defects, deficiencies, crimes, and misdemeanors.
That's actually pretty insightful.
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Date Posted:
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paulg_68 posted:
Cawlin posted:
Interesting Read
Synopsis:
Rule #1: Maintain the problem at all costs! The problem is the basis of power, perks, privileges, and security.
Rule #2: Use crisis and perceived crisis to increase your power and control.
Rule 2a. Force 11th-hour decisions, threaten the loss of options and opportunities, and limit the opposition's opportunity to review and critique.
Rule #3: If there are not enough crises, manufacture them, even from nature, where none exist.
Rule #4: Control the flow and release of information while feigning openness.
Rule 4a: Deny, delay, obfuscate, spin, and lie.
Rule #5: Maximize public-relations exposure by creating a cover story that appeals to the universal need to help people.
Rule #6: Create vested support groups by distributing concentrated benefits and/or entitlements to these special interests, while distributing the costs broadly to one's political opponents.
Rule #7: Demonize the truth tellers who have the temerity to say, "The emperor has no clothes."
Rule 7a: Accuse the truth teller of one's own defects, deficiencies, crimes, and misdemeanors.
That's actually pretty insightful.
it all makes sense now...
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Cawlin Posts: 1,759
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IMHO posted:
paulg_68 posted:
Cawlin posted:
Interesting Read
Synopsis:
Rule #1: Maintain the problem at all costs! The problem is the basis of power, perks, privileges, and security.
Rule #2: Use crisis and perceived crisis to increase your power and control.
Rule 2a. Force 11th-hour decisions, threaten the loss of options and opportunities, and limit the opposition's opportunity to review and critique.
Rule #3: If there are not enough crises, manufacture them, even from nature, where none exist.
Rule #4: Control the flow and release of information while feigning openness.
Rule 4a: Deny, delay, obfuscate, spin, and lie.
Rule #5: Maximize public-relations exposure by creating a cover story that appeals to the universal need to help people.
Rule #6: Create vested support groups by distributing concentrated benefits and/or entitlements to these special interests, while distributing the costs broadly to one's political opponents.
Rule #7: Demonize the truth tellers who have the temerity to say, "The emperor has no clothes."
Rule 7a: Accuse the truth teller of one's own defects, deficiencies, crimes, and misdemeanors.
That's actually pretty insightful.
it all makes sense now...
The fact that you see this as a partisan issue is ACTUALLY the real problem, and proof that the application of these 7 rules has been quite effective in keeping you and so many other Americans ignorant and compliant.
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paulg_68 Posts: 2,469
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IMHO thought these rules were pro Republican.
Well, they are in that the Republicans use them too. But educating people about them isn't pro Republican.
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Date Posted:
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The 7 Rules of Bureaucracy |
Cawlin posted:
The fact that you see this as a partisan issue is ACTUALLY the real problem, and proof that the application of these 7 rules has been quite effective in keeping you and so many other Americans ignorant and compliant.
Yep.
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 2,287
Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
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Date Posted:
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paulg_68 posted:
IMHO thought these rules were pro Republican.
Well, they are in that the Republicans use them too. But educating people about them isn't pro Republican.
So now you are a mind reader 
I know both parties use it, My previous post should have made it painfully clear to you knuckledraggers that the Republicans were using it very effectively. But no, you deflect  
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Cawlin Posts: 1,759
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LOL 7a...
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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7a indeed
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You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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