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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
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I made my wife gain some weight before I agreed to marry her.

 

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your a 40yo virgin how can you say your not super picky?
Sezyrrith  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-13 05:04:05
PhillsburyBandit posted:

Yah join the club the rest of us want a christina hendricks too.




sweeny_comodore posted:

she is curved




No. She's hot, period. You need your eyes checked if you think otherwise.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
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Sezyrrith posted:

PhillsburyBandit posted:

Yah join the club the rest of us want a christina hendricks too.




sweeny_comodore posted:

she is curved




No. She's hot, period. You need your eyes checked if you think otherwise.



some people like the single curve instead of the proper curvy woman.
im not knocking you for it, dude.
roll with it (in flower preferably) and be happy

 

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Sezyrrith  2 stars
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sweeny_comodore posted:

some people like the single curve instead of the proper curvy woman.
im not knocking you for it, dude.
roll with it (in flower preferably) and be happy



Not a barrel.

[Edit:]Link too long for VN apparently. Fixed.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
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Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I dated a six foot woman last weekend. I just wore my boots and I was 6'2. No mountain for a climber! She told me she likes to wear wonder woman costumes to Halloween parties.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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Oh, you mean six feet tall.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
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i bet shes pushing 250, easily

 

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Seething199  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
sweeny_comodore posted:




if you think that looks anything like a boy then you need your eyes checked, or your sexual preference.

put a few extra pounds on that and you go from curvy to curved.



i would wreck that 100x more ferociously than tubby christina hendricks.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
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